Sunday, April 26, 2009

Charm School with Ricki Lake


Yes. Yes? Yes.

Let's talk about the cast, can we?

From Rock of Love Bus we have some real Goddamn winners:

We have Ashely and Farah. Because that's what America needed, the two of them in the same room again.
We have poor Beverly, whom I liked so much, I hope she does well.
But then again, with Marcia, Brittanya, and Sock-Stealer around, it's not like she has stiff competition.

Then again, it's not fair to ignore the crazy hoes from Real Chance of Love:
Bay Bay Bay, Ki Ki, and K.O. are back. What silly names.
I'm most excited about College Graduate Bubbles. As a psychology student, she knows that he needs some "positive reinforcement."
Guys I'm being sarcastic. She's an idiot.

All hosted by Ricki Lake.
I am SO excited.

I Love Liquor - Premiere


Wait... that's not right. I Love Liquor? Hmm, that seems to be what the show's about right? I Love Liquor, starring Daisy?

Oh wait. I'm being informed that it's called Daisy of Love.
My bad. I was mistaken.

Anyway, she's so cute. Sooooooo dumb, but so cute.

Personally, I would have eliminated all of these guys the first night.
...except for 12 pack, I still have a bit of a crush on him from I Love New York a few years ago.

I like Brooklyn. He looks kinda like the white version of Travis McCoy (of Gym Class Heroes fame,) and he's the closest thing to attractive on this show. London's not bad, if he'd have different hair. Same with Flipper. Minus the crazy. He actually kinda reminds me of a little kid trying to get her attention.
Fox... is skeevy. Professor is a grade-A hottie. I'd tap it a few times. Flex... reminds me of Matsuflex, actually. He's still hot though. Big Rig... is livable.
This is not a house full of attractive men. ...or functional men, for that matter.

I support 12 Pack. He's a player though... but as Daisy says, she's a player too, so she's got her guard up.

We'll have to see how this trainwreck goes. It's gonna be... interesting.



Tough Love - Week Seven


Sorry guys. We suck.

See, there's this thing called Thesis.
Term Papers, projects, lab, and dance performance.

Long story short, we're exhausted.

Not too exhausted to keep up on Tough Love though.

Let's Recap.
We loved Jessa. Then she became a huge bitch. We don't love Jessa anymore.
Abiola was, is, and always will be crazy.
Jacklyn is adorable. Kinda retarded, but adorable.
Stasha... I'm happy for her. She's found love, I can't wait for the reunion show.
I want good things for Natasha... but did anyone else notice she looks like the Ikki Twins?
Our love for Jessa has moved on to Jodie. I cry all the time about how adorable she is with Shane. She is easily the most advanced on this show.
Taylor... well when the show first started, I was kinda nervous. I really expected her to go nowhere. ...She's grown... ish... more than we could have expected, at least. She's still a major golddigger, but Valentino is helping break her of that. I'm really proud of her.

Which brings us to Arian.

Personally? I would have kicked her out of the house the second her and her mother started talking to me like that. You do not talk to me like that, not in my house, on my show, at my party.
Steve was in no way out of line when he told her that her behavior was going to lead her into a negative situation, like rape. She thinks solely with her vajaj. She's not a classy girl. It's all about her behavior.
And believe me, I'm hardly promoting rape. It's not that I think she needs to get raped, and that's not what Steve was saying. She does need a wake up call though, and a metric shit-ton of therapy. I hope she gets it. I sincerely do.
...but I would love to see Arian in her Forties. I guarantee you, that's when she's going to regret her decisions. ...or she'll be a complete cougar. ...erk.

The finale next week is going to be... interesting. I can't wait to see it!